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One quail or two?

Further developments in the Joe Curran bird-eating scandal:
He was witnessed yesterday with a packet of frozen pastry, furtively darting about a field, presumably collecting birds to make an avian pie or "tart". The rumours that he plans to take a Tupperware box of wrens with him to T in the park, for a "cooked breakfast", are unfounded as yet.
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